Alien - Marbled March

Regular price $50.00 Sale

March is my birth month, and as has been the last five years of tradition, I am offering made-to-order toys in marbles! For a 2 color marble you can tell me the colors you'd like, or you let me know a color that you would like and I'll choose another/other contrasting tone(s) that I feel fit. Just this listing will net you a 2 color marble or "Spring Forward," which is a new special to celebrate spring: features a pour of super translucent pastels of shimmery pink-gold, green, and indigo - marbled with a sparkly white that is imbued with threading of matte white.

Other marble types can be found and added on from "The Specialty Marble Type Listing"

Marbled March blog post containing all the information is here.

When you checkout please include the following in the note:
-(completely optional) Tell me a little about yourself! tidbits or fun facts.
-Your preferred firmness. Sorry I cannot add this as a drop-down due to the inability to set a single quantity for a listing with variations. Firmnesses available on this model are bolded below.
-Your preferred color(s)! (With the exception of Spring Forward as it is already decided).
-A color that you do not like/want, so I can exclude it from your pour (again, with the exception of Spring Forward)

Firmnesses available on this model: super soft (0030), soft (0050), medium (~8A), hard (10A)

Some things to keep in mind:
-Quantities will be replenished only once the queue of a model has been worked through.
-Super Soft has a tendency to create very blended pours and pours that are very imbalanced, ie may represent only one color on a side of a toy. This is exacerbated with shimmery pigments.
-Shimmers will also come out more feathery
-I am one chronically ill person. I hope to have these shipped out within two months of ordering, but I simply cannot provide you an exact time frame. Marbled March is historically fraught with delays. There will be delays. Expect delays.


Technically the third version of this design, the Average Alien is now complete with a stylized base. Its features have been touched slightly from the second iteration, more defined lines under its slightly larger glans and ridges, and a finish that evens out its surface texture. The base is inspired by a multi-lidded eyeball, with a primary opening from side to side and an additional lid-like membrane in the slit separation and toward the front. It has more defined spikes on the front for a good handle, as well as additional stimulation for grinding purposes. As always, the glans and ridges are ideal for frontal wall, g-spot, and prostate stimulation for individuals looking for an approximately 'average' sized toy.

Approximate Dimensions:
Total length: 6" / 15.25cm
Useable: 5.25" / 13.33cm
Diameter of glans: 1.5 x 1.375" / 3.8 x 3.5cm
Circumference of glans: 4.75" / 12cm
Diameter of first ridge: 1.5" / 3.8cm
Circumference: 4.875" / 12.4cm
Diameter of second ridge: 1.625" / 4.13cm
Circumference: 5.25" / 13.33cm
Shaft circumference: 4.375" / 11.1cm
Base diameter: 2.25 x 2.5" / 5.7 x 6.35cm

As each toy is hand-cast in platinum cure silicone, some variation in sizing may be present.

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