Above Average Alien - Marbled March

Regular price $75.00 Sale

March is my birth month, and as has been the last five years of tradition, I am offering made-to-order toys in marbles! For a 2 color marble you can tell me the colors you'd like, or you let me know a color that you would like and I'll choose another/other contrasting tone(s) that I feel fit. Just this listing will net you a 2 color marble or "Spring Forward," which is a new special to celebrate spring: features a pour of super translucent pastels of shimmery pink-gold, green, and indigo - marbled with a sparkly white that is imbued with threading of matte white.

Other marble types can be found and added on from "The Specialty Marble Type Listing"

Marbled March blog post containing all the information is here.

When you checkout please include the following in the note:
-(completely optional) Tell me a little about yourself! tidbits or fun facts.
-Your preferred firmness. Sorry I cannot add this as a drop-down due to the inability to set a single quantity for a listing with variations. Firmnesses available on this model are bolded below.
-Your preferred color(s)! (With the exception of Spring Forward as it is already decided).
-A color that you do not like/want, so I can exclude it from your pour (again, with the exception of Spring Forward)

Firmnesses available on this model: super soft (0030), soft (0050), medium (~8A), hard (10A)

Some things to keep in mind:
-Quantities will be replenished only once the queue of a model has been worked through.
-Super Soft has a tendency to create very blended pours and pours that are very imbalanced, ie may represent only one color on a side of a toy. This is exacerbated with shimmery pigments.
-Shimmers will also come out more feathery
-I am one chronically ill person. I hope to have these shipped out within two months of ordering, but I simply cannot provide you an exact time frame. Marbled March is historically fraught with delays. There will be delays. Expect delays.


Offering a handful of girth and length to accommodate requirements above the 'average,' this monster has a prominent head with a wide glans for a pop during insertion or retraction, and two wavy ridges on a smooth shaft to provide continual stimulation to the entry and/or sensitive inner walls. The base is generous for adequate grip, and textured for grinding or prodding externally.
A long awaited recreation of one of my earliest works. The Above Average Alien now has many of the stylings of the modern Average Alien while being girthier than the original AAA, and maintaining approximately the same useable length (the useable measurement on the previous included the swell near the base, which is technically incorrect). Its slopes are gentler than the Average Alien by request, so it shares a similar silhouette to the original.

Approximate Dimensions:
Total Length: 7.5" / 19cm
Useable Length: 6.5" / 16.5cm
Diameter of Glans: 2x1.75" / 5x4.5cm
Circumference of Glans: 5.75" / 14.5cm
Circumference of First Ridge: 5.75" / 14.5cm
Circumference of Second Ridge: 6.25" / 15.8cm
Narrowest Circumference: 5" / 12.7cm
Widest Circumference: 6.25" / 15.8cm
Base Footprint: 3x3.75" / 7.5x9cm

As each toy is hand-cast in platinum cure silicone, some variation may be present.

This listing is for a Made to Order toy.

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