Above Average Alien

Above Average Alien

Regular price $75.00 Sale

It's that time again! Autumn is my favorite and so I bring back my selection of Fall/Halloween colors on toys that are made to order. For stock keep an eye on the Etsy!

Colors available are:
Blackened Blood - Black with sparkle and a deep shimmery red.
Off the Bone - Deep shimmery red and a bone off-white. Tasty
Hallow Night - Glowing white with blue shimmer, an intense shimmery violet, and black with a touch of sparkle.
Punkin Patch - Punkin orange, glowing turquoise, and a dark brown.
Hybrid - a shimmery take on Punkin Patch's orange, turquoise, and brown. Does not glow.

 

Firmnesses available on this model: super soft (OO30), soft (OO50), medium (~8A), hard (10A)

Some things to keep in mind:
-Super Soft will end up with feathery, blended, and often imbalanced marbles.
-Marbles are impacted by the size of the mold, the larger the toy the less tight the marble.
-Three tone marbles tend to have imbalanced colors - for example, Hallow Night will tend toward a mostly black, purple, or shimmery side.
--All three above points can compound.
-Items are made to order so final results will not match example photos
-I am one chronically ill person. I hope to have these shipped out within a month of ordering, but I simply cannot provide you an exact time frame


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Offering a handful of girth and length to accommodate requirements above the 'average,' this monster has a prominent head with a wide glans for a pop during insertion or retraction, and two wavy ridges on a smooth shaft to provide continual stimulation to the entry and/or sensitive inner walls. The base is generous for adequate grip, and textured for grinding or prodding externally.
A long awaited recreation of one of my earliest works. The Above Average Alien now has many of the stylings of the modern Average Alien while being girthier than the original AAA, and maintaining approximately the same useable length (the useable measurement on the previous included the swell near the base, which is technically incorrect). Its slopes are gentler than the Average Alien by request, so it shares a similar silhouette to the original.

Approximate Dimensions:
Total Length: 7.5" / 19cm
Useable Length: 6.5" / 16.5cm
Diameter of Glans: 2x1.75" / 5x4.5cm
Circumference of Glans: 5.75" / 14.5cm
Circumference of First Ridge: 5.75" / 14.5cm
Circumference of Second Ridge: 6.25" / 15.8cm
Narrowest Circumference: 5" / 12.7cm
Widest Circumference: 6.25" / 15.8cm
Base Footprint: 3x3.75" / 7.5x9cm

As each toy is hand-cast in platinum cure silicone, some variation may be present.

This listing is for a Made to Order toy.


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