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It's that time again! Autumn is my favorite and so I bring back my selection of Fall/Halloween colors on toys that are made to order. For stock keep an eye on the Etsy!

Colors available are:
Blackened Blood - Black with sparkle and a deep shimmery red.
Off the Bone - Deep shimmery red and a bone off-white. Tasty
Hallow Night - Glowing white with blue shimmer, an intense shimmery violet, and black with a touch of sparkle.
Punkin Patch - Punkin orange, glowing turquoise, and a dark brown.
Hybrid - a shimmery take on Punkin Patch's orange, turquoise, and brown. Does not glow.


Firmnesses available on this model: super soft (OO30), soft (OO50), medium (~8A), hard (10A)

Some things to keep in mind:
-Super Soft will end up with feathery, blended, and often imbalanced marbles.
-Marbles are impacted by the size of the mold, the larger the toy the less tight the marble.
-Three tone marbles tend to have imbalanced colors - for example, Hallow Night will tend toward a mostly black, purple, or shimmery side.
--All three above points can compound.
-Items are made to order so final results will not match example photos
-I am one chronically ill person. I hope to have these shipped out within a month of ordering, but I simply cannot provide you an exact time frame


Technically the third version of this design, the Average Alien is now complete with a stylized base. Its features have been touched slightly from the second iteration, more defined lines under its slightly larger glans and ridges, and a finish that evens out its surface texture. The base is inspired by a multi-lidded eyeball, with a primary opening from side to side and an additional lid-like membrane in the slit separation and toward the front. It has more defined spikes on the front for a good handle, as well as additional stimulation for grinding purposes. As always, the glans and ridges are ideal for frontal wall, g-spot, and prostate stimulation for individuals looking for an approximately 'average' sized toy.

Approximate Dimensions:
Total length: 6" / 15.25cm
Useable: 5.25" / 13.33cm
Diameter of glans: 1.5 x 1.375" / 3.8 x 3.5cm
Circumference of glans: 4.75" / 12cm
Diameter of first ridge: 1.5" / 3.8cm
Circumference: 4.875" / 12.4cm
Diameter of second ridge: 1.625" / 4.13cm
Circumference: 5.25" / 13.33cm
Shaft circumference: 4.375" / 11.1cm
Base diameter: 2.25 x 2.5" / 5.7 x 6.35cm

As each toy is hand-cast in platinum cure silicone, some variation in sizing may be present.

DamnAverage 2018